Beastie Boys Food Lyrics
I’ve been a huge fan of the Beastie Boys my whole life, but never realized how much they reference food in their lyrics they were until now! I had this idea last week and have spent a lot of time on it. I didn’t foresee how much effort it would be finding all of these references and tallying them. I have now made the tally about 5 times and I am pretty happy with the totals. Before we start, let me tell you the rules I went by.
1. Brass monkey is sometimes a dance, but mostly a mixed drink. I only counted it as the drink.
2. I didn’t count the generic “drinking”, but any mention of beer or liquor was counted.
3. Things like the word juice for money or the word melon for someone’s head don’t count.
4. Fat Morton Jelly Roll is a musician, not a food.
Anyways, here I present to you my quest to collect every Beastie food lyric, catalogue them by rapper, and discern who the biggest foodie is, and who the biggest drinker is. If you just want the results, scroll way down to the bottom. But if you are a fan of the boys, scroll through the lyrics and I am sure you will be laughing like I was the whole time I was making this. Normal food references are in black, while booze references are in blue.ย My comments are in italics, and there are links sprinkled all throughout.
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Beastie boys food lyrics on Licensed to ill
All of the beastie boys food lyrics on their first album!
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Rhymin and stealin
Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass
Monkey- MCA
Brass monkey is their favorite mixed drink in this era.
I’ve been drinkin’ my rum a Def
son of a gun
I fought the law and
I cold won – MCA
My pistol is loaded I shot Betty Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones’ locker – ADR
The New Style
I got franks and pork and beans – MIKE
Always bust the new routines
I chill at White Castle ’cause it’s the
best
But I’m fly at Fat Burger when I way out west – MIKE +2
A lot of beer a lot of girls and
a lot of cursin’
Twenty-two automatic on my
person – MCA
Like the bun to the burger – MCA
like the burger to the bun – ADR
Like the cherry – MIKE
to the apple – MCA
to the peach – ADR
to the plum – MIKE
She’s Crafty
I spent my last dollar to buy a Sabrett – MCA
When I seen this girl I could never forget
Sabrett is the favorite hot dog among vendors in new york city.
Posse in Effect
I drink quarts and cans and bottles and sixes what up
Between the turntables keep the vodka and the mixes – MCA
I’m a Def Manhattan killer – a
rhyme driller
A mike in my hand and a mouth
full of Miller – ADR
I got a hat not a visor – I
drink Budweiser – MCA
The turntables – up on the drum
riser
You’re a fake wearin’ sucker whose gold got rusted
Cheaper than a hot dog with no mustard – ADR
Slow Ride
Because being bad news is what we’re all about
We went to White
Castle and we got thrown
out – MIKE
I shot homeboy but the bullet
was a dud
So I reached in the Miller
cooler – grabbed a cool Bud – MCA +2
Slow riding, gun hidin’ on the
go
I’m fly like an eagle and I
drink Old Crow – MIKE
With bottle in hand at the
microphone stand
Ay yo homeboy what you drinkin’
man –ADR
Sittin’ around the house – gettin’ high and watchin’ tube
Eating Colonel’s chicken – ADR
drinkin’ Heineken brew – MCA
Girls
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile –
ADR
No Sleep till Brooklyn
Like a lemon to a lime a lime to a lemon
I sip the def ale with all the
fly women – MCA FOOD/DRINK
Paul Revere
Been had a little horsy named
Paul Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart
of beer – ADR
The sun is beating down on my
baseball hat
The air is gettin’ hot the beer
is getting flat – ADR
The brew was in my hand and he
was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat
was dry he asked me for a sip – ADR
Now what do we have here an
outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand
I make myself clear – MCA
Now I got the gun you got the
brew
You got two choices of what you
can do – MCA
The King Adrock – that is my
name
And I know the fly spot where
they got the champagne. – ADR
Mike D. grabbed the money MCA
snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer
that’s cold. – ADR
Hold it now Hit it
Sipping pints of ale out the
window sill
When I get my fill I’m chilly
chill – ADR
Now I just got home because I’m
out on bail
What’s the time it’s time to buy
ale – ADR/MIKE
Peter eater – parking meter all
of the time
If I run out of ale – it’s
Thunderbird wine – MCA and MIKE
Miller drinking – chicken
eating – dress so fly – ADR – Drink and Food
I got friends in high places that are keeping me high
Down with Mike D. and it ain’t no hassle
Got the ladies of the eighties from here to White Castle
– ALL
For real, not phony – “O.E.”
and Rice-a-Roni – ADR – drink and food
Everyday I drink a
“O.E.” and I don’t go to work – MCA
Pump it up homeboy – just don’t stop
Chef Boy-ar-dee cooling on the pot – ADR
The King Adrock – that is my
name
you’re drinking Moet – we
got the champagne – ADR
King of the Ave. with the Def
female
You’re rhyming and stealin’ with
the freshest ale – ADR
Brass Monkey
Got this dance that’s more than
real
Drink Brass Monkey – here’s how
you feel – MCA
We’re offered Moet – MCA
we don’t mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the
Monkey with us – ADR +2
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock
well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn – that’s where I dwell – MCA
Monkey tastes Def when you pour
it on ice
Come on y’all it’s time to get
nice – MIKE
Coolin’ by the lockers getting
kind of funky
Me and the crew – we’re drinking
Brass Monkey – MIKE
I put it with the Monkey – mixed
it in the cup
Went over to the girl, “Yo
baby, what’s up?” – MCA
You got a dry Martini – thinking
you’re cool
I’ll take your place at the bar
– I smack you off your stool – ADR
I’ll down a ’40 dog” in a
single gulp
And if you got beef you’ll get
beat to a pulp – ADR
I drink it – I think it – I see
it – I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won’t
give D. it – ADR
Slow and Low
We got determination – bass and highs
White
Castle fries only come in
one size – MCA
Yes, this is the 5th white castle reference on this album.
Time to get ill
He stumbles in the room with the
Chivas in his hand
Cold chillin’ on the spot at the
microphone stand – MIKE
I’d have the pedal to the metal
if I had a car
But I’m chiller with the Miller
– cold coolin’ at the bar – ADR
I can drink a quart of Monkey
and still stand still – MIKE
What’s the time? – it’s time to
get ill
Went outside my house – I went down to the deli
I spent my last dime to refill my fat belly – MIKE
Coolin’ on the corner with a
forty of O.E.
‘Cause me and M.C.A. we’re down
with Mike D. – MIKE
Paul’s Boutique
All the beastie boys food lyrics on their second studio album – Spoiler, there are a lot!
Shake your Rump
So like a pimp I’m pimpin’
I got a boat to eat shrimp in – ADR and MIKE
Like eating burgers or chicken or you’ll be picking your
nose
I’m on time and that’s how it goes – ADR +2
Mike D with your bad self running things
What’s up with your bad breath ONION RINGS! – ADR
Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat – ADR
Johnny Ryall
Johnny Ryall is the bum on my stoop
I gave him fifty cents to buy some soup –MIKE
Eggman
I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg – MCA
The egg a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
– MCA
I pulled out the jammy he thought it was a
joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke – MCA
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache –
MIKE / ADR
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg – MCA
Sometimes hard boiled – MIKE
sometimes runny ray – ADR
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
People laugh, it’s no joke
My name’s Yauch and I’m throwing the yoke – MCA
We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze’s back – ALL
Sam I am down with the program
Green eggs – ADR
and ham – MikeD
Yosemite Sam
You made the mistake and judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face – MIKE/ADR
Woke up in the morning peculiar feeling
Looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling – ADR
Families punk rocks the businessman
I’ll dog anybody with an egg in my hand – MIKE
High Plains Drifter
Fear and loathing across the
country listening to my 8 track
I reached behind the seat to
snatch a cool one from the pack – MCA
Concoct a black and tan in my
brandy snifter
I’m a kleptomaniac K-Mart
shoplifter – ADR
But Adrock, what’s the recipe for a black and tan?ย will someone tell me in a few songs??
Knucklehead deli tried to gyp me on the price
So I clocked him off the turban with the bag of ice – MIKE
Mellow like Jell-O – ADR
cool like lemonade – MCA
Made my getaway and I thought that I had it made
Ballantine quarts with the
puzzle on the cap
I couldn’t help but notice I was
caught in a speed trap – ADR
Ballantine bottle caps have a rebus puzzle printed on the underside.
With his five o’ clock shadow he
smelled of 3-day old beer
My man turned to me and said why
are you here? – ADR
Sounds of Science
The dregs of the earth and the eggs that I eat
I’ve got pegs through my hands and one through my feet – ALL
Time and money for girls covered with honey
You lie and aspire to be as cunning – ALL
Order the quarter deluxe why don’t you wake up – ALL
Not like a roach or a piece of toast
I’m goin’ out first class ain’t goin’ out coach – MIKE
Eating chicken gizzards with a girl named Lizzy
Dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange – ALL +2
5 piece chicken
dinner – Song title, 2 point bonus
Jeb.. get away from the bar-b-que man – ADR
What goes Around
You’re all mixed up like pasta primavera
Why’d you throw that chair at Geraldo Rivera – ALL
Bum cheese on rye with ham – MIKE/ADR + 2
and prosciutto – MCA
Got more Louie than Phillip Rizzuto
Shadrach
I mix business and pleasure way
too much
You know wine and women and song
and such – MCA
I’ve got money like Charles Dickens
Got the girlies in the Couple like the Colonel’s got the
chickens – MCA
Vicious circle of reality since the day you were born
And we love the hot butter “say what” the popcorn
– MCA, 1ย ALL, 1
That’s kind of a strange juxtaposition of lines
Sippin on wine and mackin
Rockin’ on the stage with all
the hands clappin’ Yea… – MIKE
B-Boy Bouillabaisse – Song Title – 2 point bonus
Bouillabaisse is a traditional Provencal fish stew
Get on the mic
Go to the movies get the Rolos
the cholos riding slow and low – ADR
Mike my stromy don’t be so selfish
Get on the mic cause you know you eat shellfish- MCA
Stop That Train
It’s 4:00 a.m. I’ve got the Dr.
Hfuhruhurr Ale
I’ve got nothing to lose so I’m
pissin’ on the third rail – MIKE
I think this is a combo ref to a type of 40 that isnt produced
anymore, and Steve Martins name in “the man with two brains”
Now you’re stuck between the stations and it seems like an
eternity
Sweating like sardines in a flophouse fraternity – MCA
Hot cup of coffee and the donuts are Dunkin
Friday night and Jamaica Queens funkin – ADR +2
Went from the station straight to Orange Julius
Bought a hot dog from my man George Drakoulias – MIKE
Year and a day
I’m fishing with my boat and I’m fishing for trout
mix the Bass Ale with the
Guinness Stout – MCA – FOOD/DRINK
Oh There is the recipe for the black and tan I was looking for earlier! Thanks Adam!
Lay it on Me
Girl you should be with me you should drop that bum
Cause I got more flavor than Fruit Striped Gum – MIKE/ADR
Awesome
Well your face turns red as your
glass of wine
That you spilled on my lyrics as
you wasted my time – ADR/MCA
I’d like to butter your muffin I’m not bluffin’ – ADR
Serve you on a platter like Thanksgiving stuffin’ – MIKE
Mike on the Mic
Had too much to drink at the Red Lobster
Now the room is spinning around like the blades of a
helicopter – MIKE
You might know this but you’ve never been this see
If I ate spinach then I’d be called Spinach D – MIKE
Check your Head
All the beastie boys food lyrics on their third studio album
Finger Lickin Good – Song
title +2
Well Mike D’s Out Back And He’s Growin’ Onion
I’ve Got Bigger Buns Than My Man Paul Bunyon’s – MCA
I’ll Be In The Paper The News With Ernie Ernesto
They’ll Even Print My Recipe For Pasta With Pesto – MIKE
They did print the recipe in the first issue of the short lived Beastie magazine
Now Here’s Another Special Of The Day
See I’ve Got More Spice Than The Frugal Gourmet – MCA
‘Cause I Can Flip A Rhyme Off The Tip Of My Tongue
Yeah I Be Switching Up The Rhythm Like The Rhyme’s A Piece
Of Chewing Gum – MCA
So What’cha Want
Well Just Plug Me In Just Like I Was Eddie Harris
You’re Eating Crazy Cheese Like You Would Think I’m From
Paris – ADR
But Like A Dream I’m Flowing Without No Stopping
Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping – MCA
Well I’m As Cool As A Cucumber In A Bowl Of Hot Sauce
You’ve Got The Rhyme And Reason But Got No Cause – MCA
Blue Nun
Our Evening Began In Peter Scharro’s Confortable Study
In His New York Townhouse Where The Candle Light
Was Just Right The HiFi Was In The Background
And The Wine Was Delicious…
(Laughing)
What’s The Secret Peter
Naturally I’ll Say Its The Wine
Mmm It Does Go Well With The Chicken
Delicious again Peter-Sample- 2 drink, 1 food
Professor Booty
You got you got you got you got you got
You’ve got the boomin’ system but it’s sloshing out doo-doo
You think it’s chocolate milk but it’s watered down yoo-hoo- MIKE
Beastie Boys Food Lyrics on Ill Communication
All the beastie boys food lyrics on their fourth studio album
Sure Shot
I’ve Got The Brand New Doo-Doo Guaranteed Like Yoo Hoo –
MIKE
Mike D with the same rhyme twice in a row!ย c’mon mike, the first one was better anyways.ย and this is the first line on the album!
B-Boys Making with
the Freak Freak
Well I’m Brewing Up Rhymes Like I Was Using A Still
I’ve Got An Old School Flow Like Mike McGill – MCA
I called this a food ref because he is talking about brewing equipment and MAKING beer, not actual beer or the act of drinking.ย Also, a still can be used for many things other then alcohol.
“Shit if this is gonna’ be that kind of party
I’m gonna’ stick my dick in the mashed potatos” –
SAMPLE
Mario’s Nagging Nonni’s About The Pesto Pizza
And Then He’s On A Mission
And He’s Checking For Peacha – MCA
Get it Together
Gotta’ Do It Like This Like Chachi And Joanie
‘Cause She’s The Cheese And I’m The Macaroni – ADR
I Eat The F*****’ Pineapple Now & Laters
Listen To Me Now, Don’t Listen To Me Later – QTIP
Do It
Like Gravy To Potatos Luke To Darth Vader
I’m A Souped Up Sucker And I’ll See You All Later – ADR
Hello Nasty
All the beastie boys food lyrics on their fifth studio album
Super disco breakin’
Well it’s
50 cups of coffee and you know it’s on
I move the crowd to the break of break of dawn –ADR
second album in a row where the first or second sentence is food.
Sometimes I like to brag sometimes I’m soft spoken
When I’m in Holland
I eat the pannenkoeken – MIKE
The one with the spice – MCA
you bring the sauce- ADR
You can kiss my ass you funky boss
The Move
I don’t mean to brag I don’t mean to boast
But I’m intercontinental when I eat french toast – ADR/MIKE
Just a Test
It’s like fudge and caramel they’re not the same
And it’s a shame all you talk is game – ALL
Body Movin’
Flame on, I’m gone
I’m so sweet like a nice bon bon – ADR
And like a bottle of Chateau
Neuf Du Pap
I’m fine like wine when I start
to rap – ADR
Wine from that region costs around $100 a bottle, but i saw one for $3000
MCA where have you been
Packed like sardines in the tin – MCA
Intergalactic
When it comes to beats well I’m a fiend
I like my sugar with coffee
and cream – ADR
Now when I wrote graffiti my name was Slop
If my rap’s soup my beats is stock – ADR
I LOVE this line about stock
If you try to knock me you’ll get mocked
I’ll stir fry you in my wok –MCA
Putting Shame in your
Game
We’re all connected like a Lego set
One equaling one together like a croquette – MIKE
This doesn’t make sense
Well I’m the Benihana chef on the SP12
I chop the f*** out the beats left on the shelf – ADR
Three MC’s and one DJ
Sweet and sour like a tangerine
Fresh like a box of Krispy Kremes MIKE +2
The Grasshopper Unit
Order in vegetarian sharks fin
Try to keep my life non violent – MCA
With spinach in your teeth you’re grinnin’
So on your way out please take a mint – ADR +2
Unite
So what if I’m a ham and cheese on rye
I gots to do my thing and that’s no lie – ADR
I went inside the deli and my man’s like what
I write the songs that make the whole world suck – ADR
High roller ah big baller
I call ’em crullers but you know they’re called crawlers –
MCA
To the 5 Boroughs
All the beastie boys food lyrics on their sixth studio album
Ch-Check it Out
Like caprese and with the basil
Not goofy like darren or hazel – MIKE
I’ve got class like pink
champale – ADR
Right Right Now Now
Now let me drop a verse that’s terse and concise
I’m an iron chef when I slice and dice
With the rhyme precise, the word is nice
So please pass me the Reunite on
ice – ADR – FOOD AND DRINK
I can’t find a website for reuniti but i guess it is an old cheap wine. In the commercial, someone would pour it saying “reuniti on ice…mmm thats nice”
3 The Hard Way
We be grillin’ cheese and flippin’ flapjacks
With the diamond stylus we cutting wax – ADR +2
Oops gotcha clutch like Plazza
Sneak between the sheets so hide like matzoh
Holler back challah bread… next
We are the crew who put the crew in Cruex – ADR +2
If you sell our CDs on Canal before we make’em
Then we will serve you on a platter like Steak’Em – MIKE
Or UMMMMM Steak?ย as I like to call it.
Rhyme the Rhyme Well
With the cornbread stuffin’ with the Blimpie Bluffin
Mother f*****’ Yosi with the goddamn muffins
Hey could you please pass me the peas
And let me get a tissue if you think your’re gonna sneeze –
ADR +3
I’m not even asking, “Yo what’s cracking?”
Serving MC’s on a platter like baked Alaskan – MIKE
In the
liner notes for this song, they specifically mention a Sara Moulton recipe for baked alaska from “Sara’s Secrets”.ย Check my site tommorow, I will be making/posting this. Also, check out this comment from her on the eGullet forums.
Triple Trouble
See I like to party not drink
Bacardi ‘Cause I’m not looking to throw up on nobody –MIKE
Known for my spiel like wheelie one wheel
‘Cause this is like having a delicious meal – MIKE
If you wanna drink call Mr.
Belvedere
Run this rap game like a
brigadier – MIKE
Im assuming he is talking about belvidere vodka.ย Not Mr. Belvidere, the 80’s sitcom.
Adrock a.k.a sharp cheddar
My rhymes are better – ADR
On a hot day sip on iced latte
Devious like Wyllie Coyote – MIKE
Hey F You
I keep that hot sauce hot not mild and weak
It’s gonna burn your mouth until you wet your beak – MCA
The truth is brutal your grandma’s kugel – ADR
Oh Word?
Yo what the schnitzel we’re back
Shit’s getting duller and duller and that’s a fact – ADR
Yo what the parsley, parsley to the teeth
I’m a rhyme style writer you’re a rhyme style thief – MIKE
So get that poor chicken up off your fork
My name’s Mike D made in New York – MIKE
Yo what the falafel you gotta get up awful
Early to fool Mr. Furley – ADR
Listen up biters go please stop
While I’m politicin’ at Murray’s Cheese Shop – ADR
Like Ernest Shackleton said to Ord Lees
I’ll have dog pemmican with my tea
Now pass the wok ’cause I’m cookin’
The names MCA made in Downtown Brooklyn – MCA +2
Ernest Shackleton’s 1914-1916 expedition to the Antarctic resorted to eating dog pemmican when they were stranded on ice for the winter.ย haha check the wiki
Also, this is MCA’s second mention of his wok.
Not walking around looking to get you cake
The D is for Diamonds not for Drakes – MIKE
That’s it That’s All
When I’m on the mic I feel good to go
Like a snow day for school with hot cocoa – MIKE
All Lifestyles
I’m a Wonderama snake can winner
Bagel from Bob and a TV Dinner – MIKE +2
Shazam!
I sneak a chicken tikka
Marsala at a gala event – ADR
I’d like a lettuce, tomato and Munster on rye
All this cheese is gonna make me cry
Gorgonzola, Provolone
Don’t even get me started on this microphone – MCA +3
Blowin’ up like my name is Joe Bazooka
I’m a super-dooper MC party pooper – MIKE
Internationally known as the Keebler Elf
Can’t keep a catalog up on the shelf – MIKE
I splash on beats like sauce on spaghetti
Putting MC’s out of business like they’re Crazy Eddie – MIKE
Open Letter to NYC
At lunch I’d go to Blimpies down on Montague Street
And hit the Fulton Street Mall for the sneakers on my feet –
MIKE
Yo we be making mountains out of Cool Whip
Pass me the mint for the julep
– ADR FOOD/DRINK
Oh mai oui you can catch me
At Jean Vie with a pastry
C’est ci c’est la oh n’est pas
Qu’est-ce-que c’est le brouhahaha – ADR
NOTE- If you want to see the beastie boys food lyrics numbers for their 7th and final album, The Hot Sauce Committee, I did that on a seperate page linked here!
Beastie Boys Food Lyrics – Final Numbers:
Drunkest song: Duh, Brass Monkey with 11.
Hungriest songs: EggMan and B-Boy Bouillabaisse tie with 14, but they both cheat, so Oh, Wordย takes it with 7
ALBUMS:
Licensed To Ill
Food: 22
Drink: 42ย ย DRINK WINNER!
Pauls Boutique
Food: 54 ย ย FOOD WINNER!
Drink: 9
Check Your Head
Food:11
Drink: 2
Ill Communication
Food: 7
Drink: 0
Hello Nasty
Food: 21
Drink: 1
To The 5 Boroughs
Food: 37
Drink: 5
Boys:
MCA
Food: 44
Drink: 21
Adrockย ย – Double Winner!
Food: 69
Drink: 27
Mike D
Food: 56
Drink: 12
Congrats Adrock, you are the biggest foodie of the Beastie Boys, with 69 total lyrics about food!ย I should have known when I saw Sara Moulton talking about you!
this post makes makes me wanna go to whitecastle.
Yummmmm, I want a black and tan.
You should send this to AdRock. Let him know he won. I’m sure he’d be pumped. You’re kind of a big deal.
i’m in the mood for a black and tan too! but I also would like to try pannenkoeken. when in Holland, right mike?
Sweet and Sour like a Tan-ger-ine!!!
Fresh like a box of crispy creme!
Ha. This post was awesome. Love me some Beasties.
Bouillabaisse is a fun word to say, rap or no.
I just revisited this post, and it is as good as I remember it. Awesome Job!
I stumbled on to this page and I love it! Anyway, another interesting tidbit (I read this in the book “Rhymin’ & Stealin'”–one of their biographies) is the song, “Cooky Puss.” This song was performed when The Beastie Boys were called The Young and the Restless (prior to Adrock joining the group). This song was named after a Carvel ice cream cake and used in an airline commercial in the early 1980s.
this is awesome man!!! u rock! though most references are about liquor, beastie boys sure can rhyme
Wow. You did this. I was just thinking about this today and wondering if anyone has done it. Huge Beastie Boys fan and a pastry chef. I’ve always loved all their food references. Awesome post. Thank you so much.