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Mac and Cheese Stuffed Burgers

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A couple months ago, I made a decadent meal with short ribs braised in a chile coffee sauce, and over the top mashed potatoes drenched in cream and butter. It was a comfort meal for me and some friends, not a regular occurrence, but a nice treat after a long week. About a month later, after the post bounced around the interwebs a bit, I received this email:

Dan,

I read your recipe for Ancho-coffee braised ribs with interest: the idea of using coffee sort of turns me off but I wanted to see where it might go and what you might do with it. In the process I came to see that you put 1/4 cup of sugar into the mix. Serving three people this comes to over a tablespoon of sugar per person. Dan, from a culinary standpoint doing that sort of thing puts you somewhere in the eighteenth century.

I persevered and found that for the same three people you dished up some potatoes with 2 cups of fat (sorry, I meant heavy cream) and 2/3 stick of butter. That's 2 tablespoons of butter per person, plus 2/3 of a cup of cream per person, plus one-plus tablespoon of sugar per person, plus the olive oil used to cook the veggies plus all the rich fat that comes from the beef ribs! Wow! Your beard must be shiny.

I can see that you like to cook, but urge you to consider the implications of your methodology. One can achieve as much flavor and intensity without any sugar at all, and with way less fat. In fact, with all that fat I doubt there would be much taste left of the original ingredients, ie., the beef ribs or the potatoes, to say nothing of the greatly reduced number of delicious meals that people dining on such fare will get to eat before they eat no longer.

In my own kitchen sugar is forbidden except for dessert. Flavor comes from the art of knowing how to induce it from the ingredients, ie., the art of cooking. Regarding fat, I use all I want of it and all the food needs, but to let it approach quantities that rival the main ingredients is to kill rather than to exalt. Fat and sweet are the tricks that cooks who fancy themselves chefs use to deceive the palates of the naive and the foolish and the cheap. Yeah, the cheap come in at this point because on can make inexpensive stuff that might be awful taste pretty good using these two tricks.

Discipline Dan, it's all about discipline.

Good luck,

Joe B----, chef
P---- N-----, inc
1-- W--------- St
Norwalk, CT 06854


WHOA!!! Calling me cheap is fine, but saying that I am slowly killing all of my friends is a bit much. My friends ask me for the pain in fact, I guess you could call me Jack Kevorkian?(this reference is 10 years late) I mean, I could refute this email in 100 different ways(braising liquid isn't consumed, the potatoes were for 6 not 3, I don't eat stuff like this everyday), in fact, almost every sentence is non-sence(tance). What? But instead of refuting, I decided to make a new recipe and dedicate it to Joe B----. Hopefully you can put this one on your menu in Connecticut. Its full of chemicals, fats, and other delicious stuff your patrons could only wish to enjoy!


So step one is making boxed mac and cheese. I undercooked the pasta, then boiled it in the allotted milk, butter, and cheese powder, and added some Velveeta, all to make it more solid when it cooled off.



It worked!



Creeps.



Make the beef real thin and wrap it around the chunks of pasta. The chunks were nice and solid cause of the way I made the mac and cheese.



A tomato and more Velveeta on top. I told you guys this burger is ridiculous.



I saw these burgers on a restaurant menu with breadcrumbs on them to emulate baked mac and cheese, but these breadcrumbs were actually totally inconsequential to the final taste or texture. They added nothing!



Some mac peeking out of the burger.



Soo Good.



That is a lot of mac and cheese in there. Yum.



Cheesy, pasta filled, beefy, how could this be bad? It tastes like you would think it would taste, like a burger and mac and cheese! In one!


I didn't make this up, I've seen it popping up on menu's here in Boston. They usually use homemade mac and cheese, but to me, if you are making something as ridiculous as this, you have to take it to the lowest of the low. Also, I have no problem with boxed mac and cheese, so who cares?

As for the hate mail, whatever. I actually biked 23 miles the day I ate this burger. I also had a smoothie of fruit and yogurt for breakfast, and a salad for lunch. That short rib recipe didn't even make my list of the fattiest recipes I have!

To make the mac and cheese able to be solid like that, under cook a box of the pasta by like 2 minutes, strain it, and add the milk, butter, and powder. Boil this for 5 minutes. Add some chunks of velveeta and keep simmering and stiring for 5 more minutes. It should be thick. lay it out on a plate about 1 inch thick and pop it in the fridge for an hour or 2.


36 Comments

I'm loving anything involving mac and cheese these days. Never change, Dan. Yours is my favorite food blog and one I can always count on for amazing recipes and food innovations.

Keep up the delicious work!

Love the burger! And I agree, the recipes that come out of this blog are creative and look absolutely delicious... and in the end, that's what matters right?

Wow Dan that looks delish, Jo will be mad that wasn't a meal you made here. That Joe B seems like no fun at all. I think he needs to live a little!

I love it. You should send Joe B some lard.

pffft.... you don't have explain yourself to that guy! just keep making good recipes. : )

Love this burger sooo creative...

That burger looks amazing!! ...and it's not like you ever claimed to have all healthy recipes. what a fun vacuum.

Wow Dan........this is a really cool idea. My daughter will be over the moon for this. :)

You show em Dan!

That guy either has a small penis or his wife emasculates him... not everything has to be healthy... balance is key.

These burgers sound amazing! :)

In my own kitchen sugar is forbidden except for when I want things to be sweet!

SUGAR! HOW DARE YOU! As your sister I am and worried for your health and well being. I think that you should immediately empty your kitchen of all fats and sugars. I cant even believe that you used OLIVE OIL! I mean COME ON!

So will you make me one of these burgers when were home this weekend? Kay, thanks!

"sugar is forbidden" yet he runs a pasta place. Think of all the carbs his poor diners are consuming!

OH MY GOD!
I must make this NOW!
This looks amazing. It may be popping up all over there but I have yet to see something so delicious down here. Thanks for the idea.

That letter may be the raddest thing I've ever read! Long live TFIMB!

Joe, from a maturity standpoint writing that sort of letter puts you somewhere in the third grade.

All I have to say is A-MAZE-ING!!! I love you, but to be honest u never make good stuff like this when I'm around! Hook a sista up!

Kristin, Joanna agrees with you. She says when he's home he only serves us lawn clippings, and then he goes out and makes that!! In his defense, he is normally trying to eat healthier at home.

Man... your hate mail is so much better than mine.

I'm jealous of your hate mail.

My grandsons are going to love this. It is going on our 4th BBQ menue! Thanks Dan, and keep on cooking as you do, You give us great stuff!

Check out the TFIMB coalition! We got your back!

It's funny that this Joe character made it seem like you didn't know your ingredients or simple math for that matter. Although, in his defense, maybe you should give the Short Ribs recipe a "fatties" tag. Haha.

Great work on the Burg. Looking forward to some good eats this weekend...oh...and fireworks.

You know how they say "fight fire with fire"? I think we may need to replace that saying with "fight anal-retentiveness with mac and cheese stuffed burgers."

Keep fighting the good fight - love your blog.

Everything in moderation...including moderation. That's my motto! Joe B can suck it.

This won't be a popular comment, but I kind of agree with Joe B!
Don't get me wrong Dan - I love your blog and your cooking - but I think Joe B has a few really valid points in there despite not knowing all the details you mentioned.

The north american diet is a huge contributing factor to why heart disease is the number 1 cause of death here. Exercising is great but it doesn't completely counteract what we put into our bodies! All I'm saying is that you shouldn't be too defensive against that email, he's not all wrong and it sounded like he's only trying to give advise.

Just trying to give an alternate perspective!
- Denise

Dan your food always looks delicious and I’ve tried more than a dozen of your recipes at home and always loved them. No matter how fatty and sugary it is you don’t eat this stuff every day and people should be responsible for watching their own weight and exercise so that they can try all your amazing recipes no regrets.
Besides your food blog is the most creative and fun one out there so never stop doing what you do.

I've got no problems with adding some sugar and fat for flavor but I think he had some valid points about only using as much as you need, even in your more decadent recipes. The tone I got from the email was a bit insulting though; if he was trying to be helpful he should have taken a different writing approach.

Love the blog.

Stay awesome Dan.

pretty sure your mashed potato recipe isn't as bad as joel rubuchon's potatoes - 2lbs of potato with 2 sticks of butter.

Nom nom nom.

This is genius. No problem w/ boxed Mac n' cheese. I love all kinds...I don't discriminate. I may love you for this one. Will be making this weekend - thank you!

Wow... this looks absolutely revolting.

Personally, I think your potatoes sounded delicious, and I think the only thing that could have made that burger better would have been bacon!
Joe can bite me :P
Bring on the butta!

I actually live in Norwalk and Know the place you're talking about. Screw him and whatever he thinks. I am making these this weekend and bringing him one for you ;)

Just a few months ago, my friends and I made a mac & cheese stuffed meat loaf. (wrapped in bacon)

It was delicious!

Keep on keepin on man!

I used to work right down the street from that area in Norwalk. That restaurant moved in right after I left though. I have to say if he's that against fat and sugar, I can't see myself ever making the trek back to eat there. I'll stick with my burgers on pretzel buns at The Brewhouse.

This burger, though, is most definitely going on my to-make list... unless maybe you can rent a food truck for a day and sell these, then I'll just come buy one.

Like others, I will reiterate - do not listen to the naysayers. You are a food god! If someone isn't smart enough to moderate their diet appropriately... well, that's called Natural Selection. ;-) Thank you the delicious and fun blog!!

My mother would mix bread crumbs & season then mix with a beaten egg then mix it with our hamburger beef & Season as you mix. That makes a great hamburger and you can feed a lot more with the meat.

You could probably substitute cooked macaroni for the bread crumbs.

Adelle Davis did scientific studies and she said those who eat too little animal fat get cancer and those who eat too much animal fat get heart attacks. She thought you should eat half oil and half animal fat like butter and eggs etc, but not eat a whole lot of it.

Olive oil is the best vegetable fat for people.

Personally I eat veggie burgers. You got a recipe for them?

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