Put all the yogurt ingredients into a food processor and process until smooth. Add in as many seeds from the jalapenos as desired for your heat level. I did about 40 percent of the total amount of seeds from the 2 jalapenos.
Pour into a container and use a spatula to scrape out the bowl of the processor, but do not wash it out.
Add the scallops to the food processor and the chopped scallions. Season with salt and pepper. Pulse until you have about pea-sized scallop pieces. Remove from the processor into a bowl.
Stir in the breadcrumbs. Form 3 patties and place them on a paper towel. Cover with another paper towel and place in the fridge for a half hour to an hour.
Cook the bacon in a frying pan until crisp and remove.
In the bacon fat, cook the scallop patties on high heat to sear, about 4 minutes per side.
Place a little yogurt sauce on the bottom bread, then top with the scallop patty, then the bacon, the zucchini, more sauce, and the top bun. Serve.