Top Beard

Top Chef is back and that means it’s time for me to choose a favorite based ONLY on facial hair! The show is on tonight, but there are only three options for me to choose from. That’s right, there aren’t many people with crazy facial hair this year. Surprisingly, there isn’t even anyone with a fowhawk! So who is going to win this year (beardwise)? Let’s check them out.

Yikes! Nice to meet you Ash. Or should I call you goa-tie.

Hector, you have your own thing going on, and I understand it, but it’s not for me.

Conan O’Beard! Now that’s a legit beard! You got my vote man.

Now, since there was only 3 bearded ones, here is a bonus for you guys. One of these things is not like the other, one of these things does not belong. Which one?

You can check out the rest of the cast on the bravo website