As a kid French toast was my go-to breakfast item on any menu, but these days I find I almost never order it. What happened? Unfortunately over the past 10 years I think I've eaten so many bad versions that it may have scared me. I thought about what went wrong with this lovely food and there are three major offenders. The first common mistake, TOO SWEET. You know the sweet I'm referring to, piled high with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and other various dessert toppings. This is not the way I want to start my day, no matter how lazy I plan to be that day. The second mistake, TOO THIN. I think this is a result of the French toast being an afterthought. A restaurant has a breakfast menu; they feel like they should add French toast, so they put out some terrible limp, thin, flavorless version. The third and final mistake I see often, TOO CLASSY. I mean, challah and brioche are nice but they already taste like French toast before they are even soaked in eggs! You can take your crème brulee, croissant French toast soufflé elsewhere (this is actually what came up when I googled "upscale French toast"!). In my opinion a good French toast should be simple. I used a nice crusty ciabatta, soaked it in egg for a few hours, stuffed it with deliciousness, and tossed it into a frying pan for a few minutes.