Last restaurant standing is consistently getting better each episode and this one did not disappoint.  Last nights theme was selling your product.  Different from marketing outside the restaurant like 2 weeks ago, this is marketing inside.  Raymond has a secret ingredient he sends all the restaurants that the need to up sell over the weekend.

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Today is the coldest, windiest, dreariest day we have had here in Bermuda this winter.  Just when I was thinking the weather would turn and we would be at the beach in a few weeks, we get this crazy storm.  I had coffee today for the first time in months when I got in to work because the ride was so crazy.  Gigantic waves were crashing into the sea wall and splashing upon the road.  Gale force winds threatening to toss my bike like a child’s toy off of the asphalt and on to the rocks below. 

To further warm my body and mind, and remind me that spring IS coming here in Bermuda, I have decided to post some beach BBQ pictures from last year. Click below for the rest of the pics

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to everyone, I was planning on cooking something themed for this day but unfortunately I’ve been pretty busy and also out of my element working in a foreign kitchen (more on this later).

Just a quick comment, I’m proud to say TFIMB has been featured this week on the threadless website because Mandi was wearing one of their shirts in some pictures.

Because last week was recipe intensive, there won’t be as many actual recipes this week, but I have some other stuff planned.  Here is a quiz I made for my friends recently where you need to identify the ingredient or food in each picture.  There are 15 pictures, this one is fairly easy but I may put up “round 2” if people are interested.  This is a good thing to challenge your friends with, and if you like it, check out this candy one I posted earlier.

One great application of chicken stock is making risotto.  Because of the effort involved in making it, I like to throw a lot of veggies and meat in and have it as a meal instead of a side.  Not that it is hard, it’s just time consuming and needs attention.  Like all the things we make, we made a ton and had lunches for work the next day.  It kept great and possibly even tasted better the next day!  This recipe is similar to a Giada recipe you can check out here.
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These last two days of "happy chicken week" are just to show a couple different, interesting uses for the stored up chicken stock.  Our idea this past weekend was to cook something that looked like a totally different food than it actually was.

A few weeks ago at the Grillin and Chillin event we had a dish by Chef Shaker Estephane where the Mango was cut into what looked like stringy little noodles. This gave Mandi the idea that she wanted to make an entire dish where everything was shaped like noodles. I had also been thinking about it when reading Morimoto’s cookbook that I got for Christmas. He loves what he calls “visual food puns”.  So we first thought of a food we have often, spaghetti and meatballs. It got us thinking... what if the meat was the noodles, and the pasta was the meatballs? What we ended up with was pretty awesome. Click below for more.

Before I start my review today I just wanted to mention 2 things.  1, that happy chicken week will resume tomorrow with a recipe for risotto using that great chicken stock, and 2, that the new season of Top Chef starts tonight on Bravo.  This is hands down the best reality show about food there is on TV. (ha)  Definitely check it out tonight.  I WON’T be reviewing the show because a ton of other sites do including my favorite food blog Serious Eats.  Also because it comes on at 3AM in Bermuda and I have to watch it a day or 2 later.  I will however tell you that without seeing even one episode, or knowing anything about personality, TFIMB dot com is officially supporting Andrew for winner of top chef season 4.  Just look at that formidable beard.

Now on to Last Restaurant Standing!

 

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This post stems from a few different things.  First – Mandi and I have been somewhat inspired by some of our favorite chefs, especially Jamie Oliver, in their discussion of the treatment of animals and what your meat goes through on the way to your mouth.  We watched Ramsay purchase baby turkeys on his show “the F word” and build a pen for them in his backyard.  His children would feed and play with them.  Eventually they became Christmas dinner at his restaurant. If you are interested in this topic you can read some great articles here and here

Anyways, because of all this, we decided to try and only eat what mandi calls “happy meat” for a few months (lent).  This may not seem hard to most people in the US.  Just go to Whole Foods, shell out a few extra bucks, and get yourself some hormone and antibiotic free beef and free range chicken.  Here in Bermuda, it’s a bit more of a challenge. Click below for more.

In the next week or two I will be doing a few posts for an “about me” section. This is for people who are new to the site to check out and get a feeling for where I am coming from. Today’s about me is a list of my top 5 favorite Celebrity food personalities with a few honorable mentions at the bottom.

The Guest Blogger is back again today.  It's Mandi, and her comments are in red.

This year for Dan’s big day I decided to get him the camera he’s been wanting.  He’s usually annoyingly good at guessing my presents but with this one I don’t think he expected it at all which is fun.  Probably because it’s way more than we usually spend on each other for birthdays… but I knew he really wanted it and truthfully I’m just sick of hearing him moan about his crappy quality pictures for the blog!  Anyway, so once I sorted out the actual camera it was time to conquer the cake…

Last nights episode of last restaurant standing was pretty boring.  I missed the antics of Sam and Jackie but also wanted more people kicked off so we could really get down to the meat of the show.  The problem is they skip around between all the couples too much.  It wasn’t as bad the last 2 weeks cause they just blatantly ignored some couples, but now with 7 left they tried to give them all a piece of the spotlight and it didn’t really work for me.  What I like about the show is it’s focus on the strengths and weaknesses of the different couples and the many beginner mistakes people tend to make.  This episode didn’t really touch deeply into anyone.

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Note- This is the second pasta recipe in a short period of time.  I have 3 comments:

1.  We love pasta and make it all the time
2.  I am trying to clear out pictures taken with my old camera
3.  Next week has a theme – “Happy Chicken Week” – no pasta there

Anyways, there are a ton of pictures here, but I couldn’t narrow them down any further cause this was an awesome night and a great meal.  We cooked for almost 4 hours then watched a foodie movie.  What more can you ask for?

This is a direct recipe from Giada De Laurentiis.  You can find it here on the food network website and in her cookbook “Everyday Pasta.”  I am going to explain the recipe as we go today.

I had a great time at the Bermuda gourmet getaway this past weekend. Mandi and I went to “Grillin & Chillin” on Saturday night and the Viking Village on Sunday afternoon to see the finals of the Escoffier cup. If you want my opinion on both of these events, and a few pictures, click below to continue reading. If you don’t, why are you here?

We had revenge on pad thai this past weekend.  I didn’t take as many pictures this time because we had so many good ones last time.  Also because once you get going with this dish in the wok,  you need to be focused and keep the ingredients coming.  If you are serious about trying pad thai, check out chez pim and read her page on it.  It may seem long, but you need to read through it to get the idea of how to make this dish really great. 

Today the site turns 1 month old.  Today I also turn 25 years old.  In addition, today is the day that my design team has finished the layout and as you can see things have changed a bit around here.  If you see something that looks out of place or awkward, give it a day or two and it will be gone.  Other than that, the site is official!  Welcome.  Make yourself at home.  Kick off those shoes and cap.  Grab a cold one.

Last night was the Challenge episode of LRS where one team would have to go home.  The challenge was between jazz lovers Jackie and Sam, mother and son Tom and Nicola, and the team I hate Martin and Emma.  The Challenge this week was to turn a profit working a cafeteria lunch for scientists at their lab.  The couples had some members of winning teams helping out and would each have a station at the cafeteria.  There were 800 scientists working there and it was up to them which food they would choose to purchase.

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Last year for my birthday Mandi made me this burger cake.  She gave me a grill and when I opened it, this crazy cake was sitting there.  I was pretty impressed.  The onions and cheese are made out of that magical friend of Duff Goldman known as fondant.  Fondant is an interesting thing because it does taste pretty good but you can’t eat much of it cause it is gummy and too sweet.  We had both wanted to try it because he uses it so much we wanted to see what it was all about.

If you want to try something like this, you can check out this site.  This is where she looked to get the ideas of people who had done it before.  I think she is one of the best of those pictures.  Some are pretty awful but some are great.  A few are bigger then the birthday girl haha.

I wonder if she has something up her sleeve for my coming birthday this Thursday…..

These pictures are really bad quality, sorry!!

My favorite nerd webcomic xkcd has a great food entry today.  I do agree to some extent and have always thought about this ratio but never had the idea to graph it.  The problem with grapefruit for me is its goodness percentage, when it is good its great, but I can never seem to pick the best ones

Last Friday, we had a few people over for a pizza party. We made 9 different pizza varieties and fun was had by all. In a month or so, I will be doing a real pizza post, detailing the cooking process, dough, and toppings. For now, I leave you with a few pictures of what the kids call “food porn” complete with the pizza upskirt.

Some friends of mine pass around quizzes to each other certain days of the week. Yesterday I sent them this quiz and I thought I would share it with you. I got this idea from an episode of Seinfeld where George makes a line up of candy bars to see if a guy can pick out the Twix. That is why there are a few different candies on here that also relate to Seinfeld episodes.

Click below to see the 18 Pictures and try to name all of the candy. Don’t scroll too far down because the answer key is at the bottom. Send this out as an email to your friends and challenge them.

The second episode of last restaurant standing was on last night. The show is pretty good for the same reasons most reality shows are; a few people that are really good at what they are doing, and a bunch of other wackos.

Click below for my review **SPOILERS**

This past Sunday afternoon I had a big plan to make stock. Unfortunately I hadn’t checked my bank account in a few days and when I was about to leave to buy the supplies I realized there was no chance. I quickly flipped through Mandi’s new Jamie Oliver cookbook thinking pasta would be delicious and knowing we had eggs and flour so the actual noodle part would be free. I found an extremely simple recipe for pasta with meatballs and tomato sauce. This intrigued me because I suddenly realized that I follow all sorts of recipes for all types of food, but when I make spaghetti and meatballs I always just do my same variation on my mother / grandmother’s recipe. Something new might be fun. Click below for recipe.

I am currently reading Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey By Chuck Palahniuk. Yesterday morning there was a chapter all about food.  I couldn’t help but post some of it up for everyone to read.

I actually think this is particularly funny because I make 800 tortellini’s ever year for my family’s Christmas Eve dinner.  Every year I want to hide something in one of them, maybe a chile pepper, or peanut butter and jelly.  Then if someone gets it, they win a prize.   Maybe this has inspired me to actually do it this year……

Three reasons why Chuck Palahniuk and / or Doubleday publishing should NOT sue me or ask me to take this down:

1. I am only putting 4 pages up here.  It isn’t even a whole chapter!  There are no give aways or plot spoilers. 

2. I don’t have ad’s up on the site (yet) so I am not making money off of this, nor am I impeding on you making money.  No one will read this and be like “whelp, I don’t need to read THAT book anymore.”  If anything they will want to read it more, which leads me into:

3. BUY THIS BOOK!!    It is really good so far.  I was really into Chuck for awhile but was not a huge fan of Diary or Haunted so I didn’t have high hopes for rant.  Luckily someone on my design team gave it to me for Christmas.  Now I can’t put it down.

Anyways, click below to read the excerpt

Everyone watch the premiere of Last Restaurant Standing tonight on BBC America.  If its any good, I will review it weekly.  I have high hopes for it mainly because I like most food related things on that channel.  Also because I want a new show to watch.


Check out this video for a new web series "cooking with coolio" (Really???)   yes. really.  this might be nsfw depending on where you work and if you use headphones so continue with caution. In this episode, he makes a caprese salad.  "betta use your own spoon girl, I don’t know where your mouth's been."


Tonight I will be making a large batch of pizza dough while watching Last Restaurant Standing because we are having a pizza party Friday night so expect some good pic's from that early next week.

On Sunday afternoon I was making some Chile-Chocolate Ice Cream. Rich emailed me saying that he and Kim were making Chili with vanilla in it. I really thought it was weird that we were making exact opposite foods. Click below for the story...

This past New Years, about 30 of my friends got together and rented a ski house in Maine. A great time was had by all and there was only one trip to the emergency room! We were there for almost a week but the real party was on New Years Eve. That morning, Mandi, Kim, Amy, and me got up early (11) and took the half hour trek to the nearest grocery store. We began planning the hors d’oeuvres for the party that night. We collectively made over 9 different things throughout the night including teriyaki chicken pineapple skewers and jalapeno cheese bacon awesomeness but only 4 are shown here. Click below to see the food.